I have proof by God! Here is the story.
In essence a man was arrested for jerking off in a tree (actually a tree stump, but it is funnier in a tree) while butt ass naked. When asked if he had any concealed weapons, he replied “Why, yes office. Matter of fact I have an ice pick shoved up my ass.” Those were my words but the tapes have yet to be released. So the prudent occifers pulled their Gats and called the fire department. The brave men and women of the FD wielded their jaws of life and pulled out the 6 inch awl. (Again more exageration but I do believe that in stories such as this poetic license is a given)
I have a few questions:
- What was the plan for the ice pick, it makes a mugging a little less impromptu when you must retrieve out of your ass
- What made officer ask a naked man if he had a concealed weapon, was it prior experience or a really good imagination
- How fast can aman run with ice pick in his ass
- Which makes a man’s crazy stock rise, standing on atree stump naked and masturbating or thinking that sticking an ice pick uo your ass is a good idea
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