We have come to the decision that there needs to be a definitive color guide for baby poo. We have gone from black which was actually green to yellow to brown to green and back to yellow again. In our premature panic and consultation of the books we have found the vaguest of descriptions.
Normal poo should be of yellowish-brownish-greenish yellow-brown and of a cream yet watery while still sorta chunky but not quite solid state that is more watery than solid and but still about equal of both. Plus be observant at the time of discharge, since it is of a miraculous substance that hold all properties equally and exclusively while be of many shades of many colors depending on whether you have fluorescent, incandescent, sun light or moon light as your primary lighting source. If your childs poo deviates in any way from this exact coloration or substance please notify the CDC immediately.
Oh, yeah. So very helpful. I know that that is a made up quote, but you get the general idea. What we need is a color swatch. Like off the paint rack from the Home Depot. Maybe without the foo foo names (midnight poo or magenta dung would not help but would lighten a smelly situation). Maybe that would be a job possibility. I will write a government grant, ” The Standardization of Newborn Fecal Matter Coloration and Substance for the Education of Parents and Medical Professionals” or the TSNFMCSEPMP.
It changes as the kid eats different food and so does mom. Wait till they start eating real food.
later
Wendell
Merry Christmas
Poo adventures continue. I have yet to discuss the blowouts, splatters, wet farts, and the window shattering explosive poots. And he is now experimenting with smell.
“Back off Bitch, I fling poo!”