Reading in the Bathtub

Date May 15, 2008

Bath Letters

As far as Sam is concerned, these could be random shapes, but he does not understand that this is our feeble attempt to force feed academic knowledge at all times of the day to turn him into a super-genius. This is required of all that would like to maintain their good parent status. In order to back off he will have to have grey matter oozing from one of his nostrils and be able to tell us to “relax” in 3 different languages (one of which must be a Latin or Greek, his choice). It is disheartening that despite these efforts he is more entertained by drinking the bath water and yanking his junk. We shall persevere. Dammit.

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One Response to “Reading in the Bathtub”

  1. Chris Scott said:

    Tim, that’s definitely the funniest thing I’ve read all day. That’s a high complement considering it is a Friday :-)

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