They Can Make a Line Dance for any Crappy Song

July 20, 2008

Dropped off on the doorstep by Kathleen [who is one of the offenders]. She claims it is the stuff that Eastern Pennsylvanian culture is made of. I know people love to dance and lines make any anything easier but I am directly opposed to any and all line dances. They make white people whiter and I do believe that they are directly related to why chicken nuggets no longer contain real chicken [a very long and complex conspiracy theory that would destroy your view of the world and question your existence if I explained it].

That being said, enjoy: