Premeditation Of Murder

This cupcake is about to die. It doesn’t know it yet. It is going to be gruesome. One that its mother will not be allowed to identify its wrapper. The trial will have to be moved to find an impartial jury. It will be done to the soundtrack of the joyous howls of the criminal. With flip and flourish this poor bastard is going to be dismantled and obliterated. Matter of fact I think Sam just whispered “Say a prayer to your cupcake god because you are about to leave your mortal coil and join the party in my tummy.” [A little YGG reference for you toddler hipsters]

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