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Stewart To Fox News “FU”

If being a liberal elite is wrong, Jon Stewart makes it feel so right.

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Funny Or Die and Ed Funding Cuts

Insert Florida to replace California. You get the point.

Teabonics



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Wow, home schooling workeded for me too. Say no to socilism… and good spelling. And education and healthcare reform and … well you get the point

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I heart Alan Grayson

Alan-baby took it to the icy wonder from up yonder. Apparently she started it at her all GOP crowd and paycheck dinner. Whether you agree with Grayson’s politics [I'll warn you, I do] you have to give it up to the man for the circus fun he brings to the politics game. While there is a good amount of hyperbole in his message I do believe that he has been much more effective politician than Palin in her term in the spotlight. He also is out to win the war of words. Alan, or his crew, have the gift

Palin, the former half-term Governor, current-nothing and future-even-less, charmed the all-Republican audience with her folksy folksiness and her homespun homespunnery. Atypically, Palin was wearing clothes that she had paid for herself. At the end of the event, she shared her recipe for mooseface pie.

Really, how can you sum up her existence better than “current-nothing and future-even-less”. At least Grayson’s crack-pottery* is amusing. Unlike Palin’s pontification of nothingness Grayson gets some constructive digs in reminding us of her essence of nothingness.

He even finalizes his “Alaskan chillbilly” commentary in pure artistry.

Scientists are studying Sarah Palin’s travel between Alaska and Florida carefully. They hope to learn more about the flight patterns of that elusive migratory species, the wild Alaskan dingbat.

I repeat, I heart Alan Grayson. [read the full laugh track here]

* [small note, crack-pottery was actually in the spell check dictionary]

WWJD: If You Lose, Play Dirty

So instead of making a legitimate and logical legal argument to take a child from relatives that have the means and the desire to raise him as a good human being the righteous right do a bate and switch in portraying the evil gays. Scott Maxwell does a much better and more informed job of illustrating how shitty their logic is. Read it: Gay adoption case: Judge’s ruling for child stirs up adoption-ban proponents – OrlandoSentinel.com.

Mean while the irony still doesn’t escape some.

A Candy Assed Democrat Walks Into A Bar…

For your enjoyment, Democrats are beginning to eat their young. In my opinion for good reason. Never mind the largest major of rule in both Houses of Congress in recent memory, they seemed to fall all over themselves for candy assed excuses to not get a damn thing done. Already forcing Obama to pull one out of the Clinton playbook and steal from the Republicans [which in latin means "no, I'll just complain"].

2. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs wearing a sombrero? I don’t know, but whatever you call it, it’s got about 1,000% more fight in it than these jackass Democrats.

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I Love Sarah Palin Too!!

I Heart John Stewart

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Gonna Beck You Like An Animal

Colbert delves into the psyche that is Glenn Beck. “It is like looking in to a frickin mirror after you have done a ton of coke of it”. Yeah that sums it up. [credit for this one goes to cyberspatialniche]

enjoy!

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The Real Cost Of Screaming

Stolen from glass tumbler.