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Date October 15, 2008

Spongebob in Your Ass

Date October 14, 2008

Nothing makes sticking a stick in a child ass more enjoyable than making that stick look like their fave cartoon.

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File this under the WTF? child care.

** By the way, for the first few months that is the most accurate way, this was actually old and in that period of Sam’s life. Now I see it as a big large, yellow turd coming from Spongebob that you have to stick in your mouth. Just as off the mark. Or maybe it is his pef leg. Even weirder.**

[via medGadget] In case you want to buy it: product page.

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Date October 14, 2008

4 POV Music Video: Walk It Off - Breeders

Date October 13, 2008

I share now with you, both video love and some indie-cred music love. Bad ass 4 point of view music video for the Breeders. Made by Coudal Partners. Rejected 700 treatments to land one of serendipity and pure web joy.

Enjoy:


The Poetry of Sarah Palin

Date October 13, 2008

Either Veep or Poet Laureate:

“You Can’t Blink”

You can’t blink.

You have to be wired

In a way of being

So committed to the mission,

The mission that we’re on,

Reform of this country,

And victory in the war,

You can’t blink.

So I didn’t blink.

(To C. Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008)

More by way of slate.com

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Date October 12, 2008

links for 2008-10-08

Date October 9, 2008

NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM

Date October 8, 2008

Christina proposed some names:

  • Poli-dicks
  • Nailin’ Palin
  • Joe Butt-pack

You can join the fun, 23/6 has a poll to choose the best of their names. Some stand outs:

  • The Maverdick
  • Not On My Glasses
  • Drill Baby Drill

Some Atlanta action for the same has appeared as well. Videogum gives my fave suggestion: Ball-Draining Anti-Abortion Whores 7

Band Nerds Haze?

Date October 8, 2008

Wisconsin suspends band amid investigation of hazing, sexual misconduct - ESPN.com

So Wisconsin gets the band banned. For hazing. Who new band nerds could be so frisky. If people only new. Marching bands on college campuses are the largest “fraternity”. They recruit, haze and all call it tradition. The best parties open to non-greeks [and greeks] alike were the band parties. Football players and others showed after games for debauchery. It is the best unknown fact that the band nerds party like it’s 1999.

I remember freshman year, led by blindfold and corralled. Drenched in ceremonies and whispered in freaky but childish hazes. I could go on forever and it would surprise you [or not] the freak show it was. And I paid it forward. Wisconsin got caught doing what any large group of post teen co-eds will do, sex games and drinking. They just screwed and called it tradition.

Part of me says “Go Band Nerds! Get your freak on.” Another says “Doh, they still do that.”

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Date October 8, 2008