Man, we are fast crossing the line between crazy and reality when it comes to medical junk. It started as a logical procession. The good that maggots do for wound is noticed, then food poisoning [Botox] as a beauty aid and now forget South Beach Diets, tapeworm bitch. [actually it is the beef version] There is a company, aptly named wormtherapy.com, selling tapeworms to help in your dieting needs. Never mind that it is normally a sign of bad water in foreign country or skanky, under cooked meat. These crazies are selling it to help you shed those over abundance of quarter pounders.
Here is the deal, you sell out a cool $13k, fly to Mexico [yes, it is illegal in the US] and then they re-worm you. You let them dine for 12 weeks, kill it off and go again until you have achieved your Kate Moss skull and bones physique.
I have no friggin idea what the title means but it just might translate to: “really sucky scandanavian metal”. [actually as you will see it means "no apple for you, come back in a year". I like my translation better] Just from a small sample of freaky Scandanavian metal you could easily conclude that the cold fucks with your head. Seriously.
Here the formula is: woods + black dressed woman + lyrics about death,blood virgins * fat people in goof costumes = cheese-alicious metal goodness. There is even death by knife in armpit [about 4:00]. Dude that has to hurt. Fat Evil Bastard is by far the best character. But I do wonder wtf is with the monitor, drummer thing?
How do you make the finest sandwich ever invented even better. Come on now, you know. Fry the bastard. And it was a Philadelphian that performed this monstrosity. All part of Good Day Philadelphia’s Deep Fried Friday segment [wtf]. You can join in the fatcitement and tell them what to fry next.
Bookmarks for August 11th
These are my links for August 11th