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Last Minute Costume Ideas

This is more about some random Halloween crap than actual ideas. Perusing  one of the billion costume stores that spring up like mushroom fields, I found a few random pieces that were curious.

First, for the ultimate oppressor costume that always needs a stick to push down the crazed minions. Completely ironic was that this was a Chinese manufactured item, I guess they were pulling from their on political experience for the art work.

Beat Down

Next up are several that are for the men that feel that the way to a woman’s pats is lude, crude and dick jokes. I give you three highly imaginative costume choices:
Master Baiter, how clever.

Angler

Question: If a douche wears a douchy costume, does anybody care?

Ring Toss

What sells me on this one is the ax, it makes less douchy.

Hosed

But I must say, The Sam has got his outfit picked out. What he tells me is the fireman costume has it all wrong. The hat goes the other way and he only way to fight fire is with a hot pair of sunglasses. I might agree this time. [full disclosure, his mother is making hi dress as a cowboy, he preferred Pinhead though]

Fabulous Firefighter